Yesterday one of my parents friends died, so I was thinking about funerals last night and I know what I want at my funeral. First off I want to be cremated. I partly want to be cremated cause it's just weird starring at a dead body. Instead of my dead body I want a huge picture up of me...I want the picture of my squatting over the melting ice cream/strawberry dip. It's a good picture and I think it represents me well. I want this to be more of a party than a funeral, so there has to be food. I would like taco dip, mozzerella sticks, chicken fingers, brownies and a make your own sundae station!! Second, don't send flowers, just a waste of money people!! Third...I think there needs to be a lot of pot smoking. Ok, thats all I want at my funeral.
Thanks for listening!!
*Gingerale to drink!*
5 comments:
Wow, sleeping until 3pm and hammering out the details of your own funeral. You're an angular hairdo and a Dashboard song away from a pure emo state.
The path to the dark side, this is, young padawan.
On a lighter note, I'm a big fan of the blog, and your funeral sounds like a bitchin' party, though it would be better if you were there to enjoy it too
...and you forgot about the ginger ale and blue powerade signature cocktail!
ohh shit, i remembered the gingerale last night but forgot it when i wrote this!!!
i like cream cheese
haha. this is hilarity. your funeral sounds ROCKING. can we throw a pre-funeral party just like this one when i come home? please? yes? YES!
especially the chicken fingers right?
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